9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 05, 2011
Transcript:
Edda says, "The thing is that Fernanda told m right out that I'm a stunningly beautiful woman." Seth says, "I find it somewhat difficult to associate the words 'stunningly beautiful' with a girl who habitually mines chairs around the house with rubber bladders that simulate the sound of acute flatulence." Edda says, "Well, Fernanda didn't have that difficulty. ...On my sacred honor." Seth says, "Has she taken a seat yet in the breakfast nook?" Eddda says, "Fernanda, no! Don't sit down! Don't..." PHLBBBTHH...