9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 04, 2011
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Seth says, "So when is the baby due?" Diane says, "Do you have a catcher's mitt?" Seth says, "That soon?!" Diane says, "She's writhing around in there right now, kicking and screaming and raking her tin cup along the cell bars." Seth says, "I'd like to be a parent." Diane says, "You're a guardian angel. You carried me and my husband down the aisle." Diane says, "Does watching over everybody ever get tiring?" Seth says, "Every once in a while, I wish I could just push the halo over at the jaunty angle, dance a tango and do something that not even/expect."