9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 16, 2010

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Edda says, "Fernanda?" Fernanda says, "whonhath mumgam namma!" Edda says, "Why are you crying?" Fernanda says, "mmompha tongda thoom!" Janice says, "What's wrong with Fernanda?" Edda says, "She's crying." Janice says, "Is that Spanish?" Fernanda says, "gno phem dna!" Edda says, "It could be Welsh." Janice says, "What is she saying?" Fernanda says, "Mph thlem dem!" Edda says, "I'm not sure, but I think it's 'I'm asphyxiating in your collar.'"