9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 15, 2010
Transcript:
Edda says, "I don't know why Seth is being so deliberately close-mouthed with me. He knows somehting about a new dancer in our company, and he won't utter a monosyllable." Mark says, "What's his name?" Edda says, "It's a she, and you wouldn't know about her. It's all ballet stuff. Her name's Fernanda Jons." Mark says, "Oh, that cow." Mark says, "But I'm sworn to secrecy!" Edda says, "Then this won't take long."