9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 22, 2010
Transcript:
Juliette says, "Well, how do you like this dress? It's a size smaller." Elliott says, "Hm… I can't say until I compute the dot-to-area ratio." Juliette says, "I'm sorry?" Elliott says, "If you have actually lost girth, say by ten dots or more, I may feel disposed to bite my knuckles and wolfishly utter 'va-va-voom.'" Elliott says, "Where's my calculator? I must have left it in the car." Juliette says, "Scientists." Elliott says, "Hold still, I'm trying to count how sexy you are."