9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 01, 2010
Transcript:
Juliette says, "Are you sure that was your first kiss?" Gran says, "Positive… papi and mamichen never left me alone with a boy. What few dates I had were conducted on the livingroom sofa with my knees together and my hands in my lap…" Gran says, "While my parents balefully surveyed me for signs of hellfire and pregnancy." Juliette says, "So by the time you kissed dad..." Gran says, "I'd gone thermonuclear." Gran says, "Are you all right?" Bill says, "I think I chipped a tooth."