9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 01, 2008

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"You gave Isabel a noogie?! You can't just haul off and assault people!" "I didn't Haul off...She asked for it. She came to the door and requested a noogie. So I obliged her with one." "On the other hand, how bad could it have been with those bony little hands of yours?" "I'm tellin' your mom!" Maybe I should open a noogie dojo.