9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 17, 2007

Transcript:

"I really think you ought to tell Francis you might be pregnant. Amos agrees." "You told Amos?"<BR">And Seth... and of course there's my ballet company." "You omitted the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks." "Who doesn't know?" "Well, I did the math, and allowing for the exponential spread and the passage of time..." "...Within an acceptable margin of error, I calculate that the only person on the Upper West Side who hasn't heard about your uterus is Francis."