9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 06, 2007

Transcript:

"All I'm asking is, if I were thinking I might be pregnant, would you want me to tell you?" "All right... if I were to begin to suspect, after our wedding, that I might be pregnant, would you want me to tell you?" "Okay... revision number five... if I were to begin to wonder, after being your monogamously-chaste sweetheart, then, as affection grew into love, your fiancee and, in time, your wife, married in a legal ceremony before witnesses, family and friends... and having taken a three-week honeymoon - if I were, after all that, to begin to fancy that I might be pregnant, would you want me to tell you, the only man whose children I will ever bear?"