9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 15, 2007

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"The process, as I read it, involves your donating a few ova which are then conveyed in a sterile pipette to a petri dish where they are combined with my..." "A petri dish?...How did a petri dish get involved? Did you bring it flowers and wine?...Turn on soft background music and breathe on its neck?" "Did you lure it with sweet talk about your pipette?" "You're not going to make this easy, are you?" "Honestly, I'm trying." "Yes, you are...very."