9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 10, 2005
Transcript:
"It was just an accident. I fell. She had nothing to do with it." "I see...So, notwithstanding 75 orchestra musicians on a rehearsal break witnessing to the contrary..." "The little tart did not knock me down!" "You mean...Edda?" "I mean that smutty, foul-breathed, ugly, stinking, stinking, stinking...stinking little tart." "Ah." "You said 'stinking' four times." "Forgive me. I meant to say it five."