9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 10, 2004

Transcript:

"Somewhere, bed clothes are in disarray." "My tidy senses are tingling." "It has come to my notice your bed isn't made." "It has come to my notice that you consider it a matter for your notice." "It has come to my notice that you don't consider tidiness important." "It has come to my notice that you didn't get the drift of my previous statement." "I'm a young woman approaching my majority, and my bed is my own business." "It has come to my notice that you would rather my notice shift to other matters...for instance, the current state of your complexion." "I'll go make my bed."