9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 05, 2004
Transcript:
"Father, I told a man my hair is red when he asked what color it is." "Um, yes?" "I told him because I wanted him to see me as an attractive woman with long red hair." "And what was the extent of your transgression?" "...Father... My hair is brown." "And when you've stopped chuckling, may I know my penance?"