9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 09, 2003

Transcript:

"How was lunch with your dad?" "Okay...He brought along his latest squeeze." "Don't tell me...I was old enough to be her mother." "No...He's moving down the food chain." "I was old enough to be her twin." "How do you know that?!" "Irrefutable documentation." "Driver's license?" "Hall pass."