9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 27, 2002

Transcript:

Trustee: "I've got to tell you, Dr. Burber...When I'm with you, I think, if I were younger, and had a little more hair...well...you know..." Juliette: "And when I look at you, I think, if I were a psychopath and we were on an extremely high cliff above a pounding surf that would drown out your scream...Well, you know..." Trustee's wife: "You're the one who wanted to be a trustee...wood carving wasn't good enough for you."