9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 24, 2002

Transcript:

Sister Steven: "Sister Aramus, I understand you told your students that God is everywhere." Sister Aramus: "Um...yes." Sister Steven: "Since then, Amos has succeeded in finding God under a damp rock, in an expired cup of yogurt and on his chemistry class Periodic Table...And the search continues." Sister Steven: "Until further notice, I want you to restrict God to Heaven's firmament." Sister Aramus: "We're putting God on detention." Sister Steven: "It's for the good of the team, Sister."