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9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
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Jun 1, 2002
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Edda: "Excuse me, have we met?" Monster: "I'm the monster under your bed...I've been lying in wait here since you were a child."   Monster: "Ignored, unappreciated, languishing."   Monster: "Personally, I blame all those ballet lessons and piano recitals..."   Monster: "...They stunted your already paltry imagination...distracted your focus..." Edda: "Well I'm sorry, but I never gave you much..."   Edda: "...thought." Monster: "Face it, Honey...We have issues."
Jun 3, 2002
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