9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 30, 2002

Transcript:

Juliette: "You have to be a monster...Because nothing the the incarnation of pure evil would rub my nose in me when I was 17." Monster: "I may be the monster, but as far as looks are concerned, I got all the breaks." Edda: "...Mom?" Juliette: "Just call me "Mon."