9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 03, 2001
Transcript:
Edda says: "Gran, to be honest, I feel I owe you an apology for something I said about you this morning." Gran asks: "About me?" Edda says: "But, I'm not ready to include the two things I whispered yesterday...Or the harsh calumny I lavished upon you in your absence Thursday evening." Edda says: "...Oh, and there was the stream of entirely justified invective I unleashed into my pillow last week..." Gran appears peeved and grumbles something. Edda exclaims: "Hey! I heard what you called me!" Gran walks away and answers: "Just put it on my tab."