9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 03, 2001
Transcript:
Edda raises her hand and says: "Don't you think this school should embody the traditional ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?" Sister Steven says: "Within these walls, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, of necessity, will be curtailed." Edda says: "You forgot life, what about life?" Sister Steven gives Edda a stern look. Amos says to Edda: "You always ask one question too many."