9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 27, 2001
Transcript:
Amos and Edda sit next to each other. Amos says: "There goes that new kid... ...All the guys call him 'Bird' for some reason." Edda says: "It was gotten out of his real name, Burdingley...People always give nicknames that way." Amos looks ahead while Edda reads a book. Amos says: "Gee...I wonder how they got 'Sphincter Face' out of mine."