9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 20, 2000
Transcript:
Juliette is swinging as Panther Woman, amorously holding onto a man in a safari outfit. Panther Woman looks at the man with anger. Panther Woman throws the man away. Edda is reading on the couch and asks: "How was your date?" Juliette replies: "Rotten....Rugged after-shave makes Panther Woman heave."