9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 13, 2000
Transcript:
Juliette is at a check-out counter. She smiles broadly. Juliette makes a dramatically coy expression. Juliette makes a grand gesture of joyous nonchalance. Juliette continues to gesture dramatically. The person behind the check-out counter says: "When you're finished with the security camera, Ma'am, I'll ring up your Ho-Ho's.