9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 1994
Transcript:
edda: you coming to my mom's new year's eve party? amos: I don't know...last year you kissed me at midnight. edda: everyone was kissing. amos: that's no excuse! If everyone were ripping each other's clothes off, would you do that? amos: Good thing everyone kisses.