9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 28, 1994
Transcript:
woman: dr. burber, before you return my exam, I want you to know you're a really inspiring role model. woman: quit kissing my hem...and learn the difference between a nucleotide and a nucleic acid, of i'll flunk you. cow! woman: i always think of you as a toss up between torquemada and darth vader. woman: now that's what I like to hear.