9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 20, 1994
Transcript:
whoops! I think your folks' hub cap just fell off! oh geez! mother'll know we were here! Relax...we'll just stick it back on....she won't know unless you tell her. ...have you ever had a foreordination of doom? Edda: mom, did you ever kiss a boy in the back seat of a car? woman: Of course, honey. that's an american institution. gran: not in your father's nice, clean buicki!!!? woman: Mother...that was twenty three years ago! gran: juliette o'malley!! how cold you!!? woman: It was easy... woman: And since you ask...we didn't just kiss, we necked!!! in fact, we made out!! in fact!!!.....dad's attache case fell on the floor, a hub cap popped off, and we.....we kissed.