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1. 

   simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

   What the heck is that thing in panel 2?
2. 

   Masterius said, 4 months ago

   I’m guessing the word “suicide” was considered unacceptable and so it was substituted by “self euthanization”?
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   Masterius said, 4 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   It’s Superman’s quick-change wardrobe.
4. 

   Honest Cow said, 4 months ago

   @Masterius

   Murder is to suicide for humans, as euthanization is to self-euthanization for animals. Sad but funny and clever!
   You guys are funny, too.
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   Seiko said, 4 months ago

   @Masterius

   Oh, then it’s something from the future? Sort of an American Dr. Who?
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   MadCow said, 4 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Really, everyone knows it has evolved into this…
   
7. 

   Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

   Chicken’s having a dog day afternoon.
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   TashaFluffyKitty said, 4 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   how young are you?! I’m 16 and I know that’s a payphone from the last century!
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   Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

   I’m sure there are many youth in Asia that would love to have a chicken.
10. 

    Dry said, 4 months ago

    @TashaFluffyKitty

    simpsonfan2 was being sarcastic. You must admit, have you ever seen one anywhere, anymore? Ever?
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    Dry said, 4 months ago

    Digital yet another gem from the master of puns! :-)
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    algurka said, 4 months ago

    @Dry

    I’ve seen a few, but they’re never in working condition.
13. 

    GoodQuestion said, 4 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    Or Egypt, the Suez side . . . ☻
14. 

    calimesajim said, 4 months ago

    Hey Chicken, call Tyson Farms.
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    Wabbit said, 4 months ago

    This one sounds too recent for over a year ago. When Did Romney talk about self-deportation?
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