2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton

2 Cows and a Chicken

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    “Many parts of a pine tree are edible”-Euell Gibbons.

  2. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Yeah, if you’re a caterpillar. ;)

    Age might be an advantage here – you may be too old to be considered prime stock. Anybody know enough about husbandry to say yea or nay to that?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short said, about 1 year ago

    Gibbons: what a Grape nut.
    They need to quit pining about their problems.

  4. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, about 1 year ago

    You’re better off with the cone of silence with utterances like that.

  5. luvcmx

    luvcmx said, about 1 year ago

    @Citizen GROG!

    Did you mean udderances?

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, about 1 year ago

    @luvcmx

    Yes I did.

  7. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago

    You’ve got meat on your bones.

  8. Reppr

    Reppr said, about 1 year ago

    old cattle are called “cutters and canners.” There is a market for them…like fast food burger joints

  9. thehag

    thehag said, about 1 year ago

    @Reppr

    Another fine reason to avoid fast food.

  10. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, about 1 year ago

    @Reppr

    Thank you. I think. :))

  11. madmarge

    madmarge said, about 1 year ago

    @Reppr

    Also pet food.

  12. fran650

    fran650 said, about 1 year ago

    Quickly … rally your talents. Form a trio singing country music, put up billboards showing conditions at the slaughter house, cater weddings and reunions on the beautiful meadows …. BTW, what can you three do to make the towns folk want to keep you?

  13. Bob

    Bob said, about 1 year ago

    They can talk. That should be good for something.

  14. TrekkerMint

    TrekkerMint said, about 1 year ago

    this past weekend, at our local farmer’s market, i have a free biscotti with pine nuts and…pine needles
    really, pine nuts and pine needles
    it explains why they were free

  15. Semper Fido

    Semper Fido said, about 1 year ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    If you’re too old for market, you end up on a Big Mac or quarter pounder with cheese. I wish I was kidding, But my neighbor sold all his “past prime” beef to McDonald’s when they couldn’t breed anymore. It’s how McDonald’s keep costs down.

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