2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 4 years ago

    “Many parts of a pine tree are edible”-Euell Gibbons.

  2. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav said, over 4 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Yeah, if you’re a caterpillar. ;)

    Age might be an advantage here – you may be too old to be considered prime stock. Anybody know enough about husbandry to say yea or nay to that?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Gibbons: what a Grape nut.
    They need to quit pining about their problems.

  4. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    You’re better off with the cone of silence with utterances like that.

  5. luvcmx

    luvcmx GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    @GROG!

    Did you mean udderances?

  6. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    @luvcmx

    Yes I did.

  7. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, over 4 years ago

    You’ve got meat on your bones.

  8. Reppr

    Reppr said, over 4 years ago

    old cattle are called “cutters and canners.” There is a market for them…like fast food burger joints

  9. thehag

    thehag said, over 4 years ago

    @Reppr

    Another fine reason to avoid fast food.

  10. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav said, over 4 years ago

    @Reppr

    Thank you. I think. :))

  11. madmarge

    madmarge said, over 4 years ago

    @Reppr

    Also pet food.

  12. fran650

    fran650 said, over 4 years ago

    Quickly … rally your talents. Form a trio singing country music, put up billboards showing conditions at the slaughter house, cater weddings and reunions on the beautiful meadows …. BTW, what can you three do to make the towns folk want to keep you?

  13. Bob

    Bob GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    They can talk. That should be good for something.

  14. TrekkerMint

    TrekkerMint said, over 4 years ago

    this past weekend, at our local farmer’s market, i have a free biscotti with pine nuts and…pine needles
    really, pine nuts and pine needles
    it explains why they were free

  15. Semper Fido

    Semper Fido said, over 4 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav

    If you’re too old for market, you end up on a Big Mac or quarter pounder with cheese. I wish I was kidding, But my neighbor sold all his “past prime” beef to McDonald’s when they couldn’t breed anymore. It’s how McDonald’s keep costs down.

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