2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    Why does divorce cost so much?
    Because it’s worth it.

  2. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    I don’t know what I find more disturbing, Carl’s sangfroid or your cynicism.

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav

    Our experiences make us cynical (or not). I am a cynic and have been since I was six. I’m happy with that.

  4. gir63

    gir63 said, over 2 years ago

    I thought marriage was the leading cause of divorce.

  5. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    ….and he’s happy with that?

  6. dianaarnn

    dianaarnn said, over 2 years ago

    Ah.. Carl … ignorance IS bliss

  7. Dry and Dusty

    Dry and Dusty GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @dianaarnn

    Sure is!

  8. gir63

    gir63 said, over 2 years ago

    Kind of the reverse, but this one reminds me of this joke:

    A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

    She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner and facing the wall crying.

    She asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” He replied: “Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16?”

    —“Remember,” he said, “I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.”

    —Baffled, she said, “Yes, I remember.”

    The husband bawled, “I would have gotten out of prison today.”

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    @Johanan Rakkav

    Perhaps it’s his apathy for your opinion of him..

  10. MauiMia

    MauiMia GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    When non-bitter people get a divorce, they can do it very inexpensively. A person has to take responsibility for marrying the wrong person. Look before you leap!

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