Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 23, 2024

So the kid becomes the teacher, eh, Mrs. Wallace?

Mom: “I mean, it’s just a pen, right?”

Or in the words of Kronk’s shoulder angel: “No no, she’s got a point.”

Kody may have to recuse himself,

Here comes da Judge!

This is really getting out of hand.

It takes a lot for an objection to an opening statement to be sustained and she has not crossed that line yet.

I wonder how Gene would react to all this.

He stole the pen for fear of ending their friendship… I mean he’s a kleptomaniac. Yeah that last part

Pencase closed.

…your honor. Snicker…