I dunno, does a 13 YO Bassett Hound need to be carried to the MAGA Dog Park to wander around and slobber while sniffing the buttes of his little doggy pals? Let’s ask one of his pet Labradoodles at the FOX Dog Park, Jesse Watters:
“The poor guy needs exercise. He’s usually golfing. And so, you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80, sitting in a room like this on his butte for all that time? It’s not healthy!”
“Trump[y-dawg] has been on the move his whole life. Golf, rallies, movement, action, sunlight, fresh air, [sex with hookers and porn stars], freedom. This isn’t ‘lawfare’. This is torture. They’re making an old man sit in a warm room for eight hours straight, four days a week.” (what, you mean like it’s a job for a guy who wants to be President?)
“He has to sit there all week for six weeks. If he says anything, they’ll throw him in jail. If he leaves, they throw him in jail. That’s crazy,” he grumbled on The Five. “They had more allowances for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. I think they bought a million-dollar soccer field for the people in Gitmo. I don’t know if [Mohammed] was able to visit his son for his high school graduation, but it’s similar!"
I dunno, does a 13 YO Bassett Hound need to be carried to the MAGA Dog Park to wander around and slobber while sniffing the buttes of his little doggy pals? Let’s ask one of his pet Labradoodles at the FOX Dog Park, Jesse Watters:
“The poor guy needs exercise. He’s usually golfing. And so, you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80, sitting in a room like this on his butte for all that time? It’s not healthy!”
“Trump[y-dawg] has been on the move his whole life. Golf, rallies, movement, action, sunlight, fresh air, [sex with hookers and porn stars], freedom. This isn’t ‘lawfare’. This is torture. They’re making an old man sit in a warm room for eight hours straight, four days a week.” (what, you mean like it’s a job for a guy who wants to be President?)
“He has to sit there all week for six weeks. If he says anything, they’ll throw him in jail. If he leaves, they throw him in jail. That’s crazy,” he grumbled on The Five. “They had more allowances for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. I think they bought a million-dollar soccer field for the people in Gitmo. I don’t know if [Mohammed] was able to visit his son for his high school graduation, but it’s similar!"
Cue the MAGA dogs: Aroooo, bark, bark, whine …