Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for April 23, 2024

Someone had a mighty bad case of gas!

Who you gonna calls?

Do not move or even touch the couch until a specialist comes in.

But first, some, ok, a bunch, of Duct Tape. It comes in colors now, so it won’t be as intrusive in the Décor. Or a conversation piece. Should you need another one.

if that couch could talk ..

This one needs for you to pour some molten iron and sulfur in before you stainless steel tape the hole and flip it over.

Don’t let them stop you.

It’s amazing what you’ll find under the cushions.

Netflix and hell?

f…art joke?

Scary!

Must have gotten that one from the props department of a horror movie.