My sweetie and I didn’t include that particular line in our ceremony, but when it came time for me to produce my certificate of virginity (attested to by the diligent I. C. Nautiness), we had half a dozen plants in the audience stand up to call it out for the fraud that it was. My gride’s reaction when I hurriedly said “Um, ah, I can explain.”? “Oh, that’s OK, it’s really better this way.” Then, turning to the audience, she added “Ladies, am I right?” and got the biggest laff of the afternoon.
Lordy, we had fun. And we’re gonna renew our vows again in another couple of weeks on our anniversary and have a good time then, too. All this stuff about people spending lots of money and getting all angsty over their wedding ceremonies may work for other folx, but I wouldn’t trade our little carnival ride for anything.
BE THIS GUY 24 days ago
Like paying $29.95 to watch a car crash.
JR0602 24 days ago
4th panel, the bride’s theatrical license
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 24 days ago
I think everybody is a little high, I’d have paid $30 for the giggle
snsurone76 24 days ago
Because her “sting” is far bigger than her brain!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 24 days ago
If she’s the queen bee, Zeke’s definitely a drone…
Troglodyte 24 days ago
I guess it’s because she’s the bride-to-bee?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 24 days ago
To Bee or Not To Bee!
SwimsWithSharks 24 days ago
I’d have paid $29.95 to watch my ex get remarried.
Especially when my old minister was introducing the two families in the opening prayer. She accidentally called my ex’s family my last name.
SwimsWithSharks 24 days ago
Another nice thing about watching an ex get remarried: once she remarries she can’t re-file for additional alimony.
SwimsWithSharks 24 days ago
Another nice thing about watching an ex get remarried: Hey, she’s YOUR problem now, dude!
Diat60 24 days ago
I have to assume that Zeke is extremely good at one particular activity as he sure as heck ain’t good at anything else!
gantech 24 days ago
It’s actually very bee-coming.
Windfall35 24 days ago
The Praying Mantis costume was already rented….
ssejhill 24 days ago
“We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (Ruler)
You can call me queen bee
And baby, I’ll rule (I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule)
Let me live that fantasy" -Lorde
fourteenpeeves 24 days ago
Does anybody ACTUALLY object when somebody asks that question in real life? It’s a big country—-maybe it happened
fourteenpeeves 24 days ago
FUTURE STRIP FODDER
Attending Vladimir Putin’s recent 5th term Inaugeral as Russia’s Grand Poobah was he-man actor Steven Seagal.
Why has this man’s “new friends” received so little publicity?
josballard 24 days ago
Is it me, or does Mike look younger than he has in the recent past?
delennwen 24 days ago
I’m assuming that’s Joanie and Alex objecting?
monya_43 24 days ago
There were two outcries that were purposely ignored.
GaryCooper 24 days ago
It would be briefer to hear who DOESN’T know reasons these two should not be joined together.
In real life, that line about “Speak now or …” is rarely used in weddings anymore.
fourteenpeeves 24 days ago
Speak now or forever let the pierogi get cold….
mistercatworks 23 days ago
The comments section on the wedding won’t be open until after the ceremony.
Eric S 23 days ago
it’s in honor of Blind Melon No Rain
a swino 23 days ago
Was this before or after Blind Melon?
jbruins84341 23 days ago
Doesn’t the Rev actually have to stop the proceedings and listen to the objections? If not, why ask?
chief tommy 23 days ago
Same question I’ve had Kim
Richard S Russell Premium Member 23 days ago
My sweetie and I didn’t include that particular line in our ceremony, but when it came time for me to produce my certificate of virginity (attested to by the diligent I. C. Nautiness), we had half a dozen plants in the audience stand up to call it out for the fraud that it was. My gride’s reaction when I hurriedly said “Um, ah, I can explain.”? “Oh, that’s OK, it’s really better this way.” Then, turning to the audience, she added “Ladies, am I right?” and got the biggest laff of the afternoon.
Lordy, we had fun. And we’re gonna renew our vows again in another couple of weeks on our anniversary and have a good time then, too. All this stuff about people spending lots of money and getting all angsty over their wedding ceremonies may work for other folx, but I wouldn’t trade our little carnival ride for anything.
Billavi Premium Member 23 days ago
$30 NOT to go to a wedding physically? Sounds like a deal.
eced52 23 days ago
She wants to bee pollenated.
brick10 23 days ago
She’s wearing a “bee-dazzler” on her head!