B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 05, 2024

I don’t get it.

6 months delivery time.

Hearing about apple juice is making me thirsty.

“Grub Hub, the early years.”

Delivery turtles: a great thing in times of BC…and when I think of our mail today nothing has changed since then…

To answer the question from a reader three days ago, "….when have there ever been woods in BC "…. the answer is ‘yes, there are woods, they are between the desert and the beach’.

That’s one brilliant business plan. Use a really slow delivery system to convert apple juice to hard apple cider.

Throwaway panels: When someone only says “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”, if I haven’t had my coffee yet, I’m likely to answer with “Yes. Yes It Is.”

Another day another dollar eh. Sounds like cool name for one of em western movies.

took so long the apple juice fermented.

And for the Winter Festivities, nothing satisfies the ladies like the Traditional Quaff from Jolly Olde England, Ye Olde Hot Dickens Cider. Dilly! Dilly!

You, Barney, and Mrs Mendelbright….

USPS !

A work in progress

Well, that’s one way to do it.

If someone were to do that with grape juice you would have a fine wine.

Plan your work……and work your plan……success!!!

It would probably be more like vinegar.

Inflation at work – the saying used to be, ‘another day, another dime’.

And when Thor orders cheese, Jane just loads milk on the turtle

Amazon keeps droning on about how great it’s going to be. Ads on movies? Been good to know ya Prime.

Nice, quiet delivery for people who don’t need to drink their cider yesterday.

There was a guy abusing a trial drone delivery service by ordering individual sodas delivered. He had the carbon footprint of a forest fire.

I used to live in Lynchburg, VA for a few years as a teen. One year my mother bought a glass gallon jug of cider from a road side stand out of town (there are many apple orchards in the foot hills nearby). When I had my first drink, it was good, but as the days progressed, it tasted better and had an effervescence appearance. It was better than soda pop! I’ve never had cider like that ever again.

Proper planning wins again.

Thor needs to invent a refrigerator unit.

Now THAT’S funny!

When did “Fat Broad” become “Jane”?