Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 05, 2024

Small: “Pens” don’t “cut” it. Large: “Cot’s” got his tongue.

From now on I’m going to blame my insomnia on a “maladjusted bed.”

They should never have given Malcolm the controls and those girls are looking a bit too crafty.

I wonder if 7913 has any significance to Mr. Baldin…….and I like how the glasses have fallen off in the second panel.

Me is want one of those maladjust bed to use as booby trap just in case that steenky crook food thief and bed vandal Goldielocks is show up.

If I bought an adjustable bed, that’s probably what would happen to me.

1. Nothing like ladies with shivs and shanks!

2. Little shop of horrors?!

he’s gonna have serious bed hair…

Beware the tsunami beds as well.

Remember that Craftmatic Adustable Bed TV ad?

“Raise your head. Raise your feet. Raise your head and feet. Make up your gol-darn mind.” That last part was mine.

Memories of Mrs. Hufnagel.

They also serve another purpose. There seems to be three of us and only two beds. :)

Panel 1: " …and some of those round-tipped scissors with the ‘rounds’ ground off."

Panel 2: The “clothes pressed while you sleep” bed ’s gonna need some more work.

A, djust forget it!

Someone will have to put some shivs inside a cake for those scrappers!

Nothing like waking up feeling like a pretzel.

Murder she scrapbooked.

Number crunching.

Panel 2: Mabel had been palming the remote for the bed, just waiting for Henry to lie down. Puts me in mind of a Venus Flytrap.

good thing its not a water bed!