Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 04, 2024

“Fright” of hand maneuver.

Keep that up and she’ll be your disappearing act.

Yes, the magic never disappears when you marry a magician.

Just don’t ask for card tricks as he isn’t playing with a full deck

Well, you asked for the bride’s hand…and where is it now? Whataya know? Right in your your face. SLAP!

Ugh…that would drive me nuts. Don’t do it, walk right out the door and keep moving.

WAIT TIL U C HIS MAGIC WAND!

And if she gets pregnant with a child he doesn’t want, he’ll make himself disappear

Good thing its not a goth wedding.

Watch her pull a divorce out of a hat.

“The ring? Sorry, I’m using it on my Prince Albert.”

The Walowitz wedding?

That doesn’t explain the ringing in her ear.

I think the cops caught him, wed handed.

Just keeping the magic in the relationship.

Let’s see what he pulls out of his @$$.

He’s such a good magician he made the best man and maid of honor disappear!

You knew the job was stupid when you took it.

So—an earring?