They never covered this one on Leave It To Beaver.
“If I save a few steps and toss the paper up there, promise you won’t retrieve it.”
“I’d joke about the paper on the roof but it’s probably over your head”…
“that’s it … no more energy drinks….”
“…Maybe we can just tell them today’s news was UPLIFTING.”
Good thing it’s a one story house.
Quick – run home and get me Dad’s new fishing rod!
You should see what I can do with a football!
It’s o.k., the guy has really long arms.
What do you think the odds are that he likes to sit on his roof when he reads the newspaper?
Sometimes I wish I was a bird
My pitching arm strength is improving!
It’s the beginning of tornado season!
Rover! Take up for me! I’m pooped!
Just a little bit outside.
Wait. You said “Ruff!” not “Roof”!
Fetch it boy! Fetch? I can’t even climb that high to catch a squirrel!
if only i could throw this well in baseball
Just a tad to high!!!
I hope they have a ladder there goes our tip
WHEN I WAS PITCHIN’, I DIDN’T KNOW THE ROOF WAS CATCHING!
“Now I have an excuse not to do my homework. My throwing arm needs way more work!”
I heard the Brady moved here. Wait and see if Marcia comes out.
I knew I could be a big league pitcher!
Oops…two throws out of three, maybe?
I guess it’s better than hitting the window!
Ha! No tip huh?
My pitching arm is strong today!
Rover, today is their lucky day! The sky is blue, they get two, let’s go!
Watch out Big Leagues, here I come!
It’s just as well there’s an article on his dwi arrest last week
I told you eating spinach to be more like Popeye was a bad idea!
I wish I had brought my fishing pole.
At this point I don’t know why he puts his ladder away.
Given what it contains, it is probably for the best.
Yikes! It would have to be my principal’s house!
“Well…at least we both know why I was cut as team pitcher.”
“Hey! Do you think you can get one of your squirrel friends to get that for me?”
Three in a row. I’m on a streak!
Like they say, “No news is good news!”
Some days we just have to go a little further in life.
This house was my first newspaper broken window oh the memories.
Dang, I was aiming for the left awning.
Good thing it’s a windy day Rover!
Rover, maybe a little less “OOMPH!” and a little more “GRRRRR!” on the next one.
Sure, it looks like a nice home… but they don’t have a dog…
I hope they have a ladder.
It’s ok. He’s into falconry.
Their new windows look so good, your idea to help them make the decision was great!
“At least I didn’t break a window this time”
Maybe it’s the home of the Jolly Green Giant!!!
Dad always says I should aim high!
Um look how nice Mrs. Rogers keeps her yard I am sure she can climb up there easy.
Heavens! that was my baseball not newspaper throw!
You know, my arm wouldn’t get so tired if you would carry them up to the door for me.
Would you ask your squirrel friend to do us a favor?
Shall we try 2 for 2?
darn updrafts
Elevating my delivery to new heights
“Get the Cat, It’ll Knock It Off.”
“I don’t see a dog;Do you see a dog?”
Again! I throw it you leave it. Ok?
Wow! With an arm like mine I should sign up with the Yankees.
How high can you jump?
It’s probably bad news anyway.
“FETCH!”
Today’s comics weren’t that good anyway.
Quick Rover, to the shuttle craft!
Do you think I should ‘Air Delivery’ to my Fees?
oopsy. . . Rover go fetch
Do you think I should add ‘Air Delivery’ to my list of Fees?
Oh well, I delivered the paper. Let’s go!
Just set it right beside the pot Rover
Uh-oh…Quick! We better get out of here. Race you home!
“Another day and our cartoonist is still out of ideas…”
Wow! Throwing sticks for you has really strengthened my throwing arm!
Rover. Fetch.
Maybe next time they’ll remember to tip the paperboy.
Red – “With two seconds to go to win the state championship! He shoots, and a miss!”Rover – “That’s ruff. Maybe next time.”
“Can’t fetch this one boy.”
the wind took it
luv Red and Rover but not too crazy about this past week.
Hopefully I can be the team pitcher this year, my pitching is improving
“Thanks for letting us contribute this week, Brian. Pick SuperAndy to win some original art!”
I don’t think you can fetch that one.
Oh, that paper is from last January. No one wants to retrieve it.
Just so you know, this not a game of fetch.
I wonder where they moved?
Can you fetch that for me?
“There’s the pitch. And … It’s high and outside!
“OK, if anyone asks, Martin delivered the papers today.”
I wonder where they moved too?
You love to fetch! What’s the problem this time?
Imagine if I had folded it into an airplane!
“The door would’ve made a better target…”
Maybe Santa can get it Christmas Eve!
They won’t give you a milky bone or me a tip!
It’s your turn, Rover.
And how is that newspaper coming off the roof?
Two milky bones if you can get that paper off Mr. Grumble’s roof.
“You’re right. Shouldn’t a had that darn ‘Up on the Roof’ song stuck in my head this morning.”
Well, maybe they have a ladder. It’ll be good exercise. So I’m doing them a favor!
Newspaper circulation is higher than ever.
Concentrate, Rover. Use the Force to get the paper down.
I really need to practice my throw!!
Noice (in an Australia accent)
Should I throw a third?
Together, WE can do this!!
Qb 1
I guess the Force was with me today.
Missed it by that much!
“23 years and I’m still missing!
This is getting really old. Get back to making comics
At least I avoided the windows this time…
“I think a Screwball pitch will put it right in the potted plant. Then again…”
Anyone else remember the old “Screwball” pitch that Goose Gossage was famous for?
Well, at least I missed the window this time!
If you keep bringing them back, I’ll never finish my route.
Remember Rover, beware it’s Hot Lava!
Boring contest. Just create a comic strip… stop wasting our time Brian.
Boy, I guess it’s better than breaking a window!
“Ok, THIS time I will get it to drop down the chimney!”
My dad said some really old folks live there. I think they don’t feel good. Hey Rover, let’s ask Mom if we can bring them some cookies!
“Think I’m made for the NFL?”
Go get me a rock.
If you were a Retriever, we’d be in great shape!
“It was all bad news anyway”
Think he’ll believe I was trying for the back porch?
I miss the old lady who lived here. She always had a milky bone for you!
A house without a dog is not a home!
My career as a centerfielder just took a hit…
Rover, go fetch the paper!
Nope, we won’t admit this happened!
On the bright side- my throwing arm’s improved!
“Next time I’ll throw it all the way over the house.”
Would it be asking too much if I told you to fetch?
“Just how much retriever do ya got in you?”
“Fetch!?!”
Some times I don’t know my own strength!
It’s OK. The news was pretty bad today.
“I’m guessing you don’t wanna fetch that one, eh?
“They must be out of town. Yesterday’s paper is still on the roof.”
Red to Rover ……….. We’ve got a problem ………………… Rover to Red …………… No ……….. You’ve got a problem …………. ;)
At least they don’t have skylights!
Which way is the wind blowing?
Maybe now he’ll clean out his gutters and in the end I’m doing him a favor
“Okay, Rover, I’ll toss it again. But this time don’t bring it back!”
I don’t know if I can teach the porch .. you may hay to help
that roof is just too low
When will you be going back to having the comic completed? I miss the way it used to be when you finished it.
I’m missing your strip. Sorry you’re having writer’s block.
Bye-bye year-end tip.
“Race you to the door!”
I wonder if I’ll get a tip for not getting it in the bushes?
Remember, Rover, this is NOT a game of fetch.
Mr. Crabapple said if I missed the porch one more time, he’d raise the roof. Maybe he can lower it instead?
And this is the house where I broke my first window throwing a newspaper.
Be careful, boy.
“Wanna boost?”
Um…it clashes a tad with the awnings.
Well, I can’t get in too much trouble, or else I’ll expose the newspaper’s secret about hiring child labor.
Ahh, Rover. How are we going to get the newspaper off the roof? Do you have a ladder handy?
Tough Ruff Red
No, you fetch!!
A house without a dog is like a newspaper without comics.
I should never sing “Up on the roof” while I’m delivering papers
“That’s the last time I take you up on a dare Rover. I just don’t know my own strength.”
“If the house had wheels, I wouldn`t have to throw the paper”
""They shall mount up with wings as eagles" Sounds good right about now."
It looked so much farther away
“Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon; windage and elevation,”
Who’s turn is it to tell them the bad news?
Grandpa doesn’t live here anymore. : (
House-ton, we have a problem.
I only want to deliver good news.
“Well, just to be fair, I got the last one. Now It’s your turn to get it this time.”
First one to grab it gets a milky bone!
Oh $#*%
Would you go tell them……….please!
I guess I am getting bigger and stronger.
I know, but close only counts in horseshoes and you chasing your tail!
I THOUGHT the wind was blowing a little too hard!
“I’ll betcha I can hit that middle window on the door.”
It’s okay Rover. They never tip me anyway!
Fetch!
Maybe a really tall person lives there
If this week has taught us anything, it is that coming up with ideas for comics is a lot harder than it looks. Big thanks to Brian for creating magic with these beloved characters every single day – and amazing artwork too!
If they come out and slam the door, it will roll right into their arms.
Darn, Brian will never forgive me…todays was his best cartoon creation ever!!!
Sixty years from now, this will still be the best day of the best job I ever had!
Um, Rover, do any squirrels owe you any favors?
C’est La Vie
" I guess I’m never gonna make it to the Big Leagues!"
“With a little bit of ‘English,’ I can land a newspaper on that stoop from here.”
And it’s a high fly ball over the center field fence!
So maybe fetch will be a little too much to ask of you, Rover?
“Oh well.. Sometimes the news is over our heads”
I think I will try out for Pitcher on the Baseball Team, Rover!
I think three skips should do it.
I think three skips should do it
I say roof, you say woof, let’s just call the whole thing off…
“I guess I might as well clean the leaves out of their gutters while I’m up there”
Are you certain I never taught you how to play fetch?
Right on in azimuth but elevation needs work.
They didn’t get yesterday’s paper yet. Better get this one on the front step.
Santa may appreciate it, eventually.
Yes, I know that’s not what they mean by ‘No news is good news’.
Guess you can’t fetch that one! It’s doggone!
Guess you can’t fetch that one. It’s doggone! Doggone it!
“I don’t suppose you can fetch that?”
Wow! I’ve never done that before!
Red’s pitch for home newspaper delivery went right over their heads.
He gives me a bigger tip if I get it in the chimney.
Just try to match that, Patrick Mahomes.
Should I go for a pitcher or outfielder position at baseball tryouts?
“Rooftop reading is a thing? That’s news to me!”
They say “No news is good news.” This may be the next best thing.
Oh, no, this is the Little League coach’s house, I’ll be playing left field for sure this year.
With a little momentum i should be able to Nylander that into the chimney by next week!
The One time I try being an over achiever.
“Do you think Santa takes early requests?”
See what happens when I eat my Wheaties.
Missed it by that much….
No, you have to jump onto the roof, not into the rough.
could you maybe fetch it?
“Well, at least it didn’t go through the window that time.”
Today’s weather forecast includes high winds right Rover?
Talk about slanted news…
Today I’ll get it into the chimney for sure!
I guess I don’t know my own strength, Rover.
Maybe Baseball is in my future with aim like this!
“Those new Barry Bonds chewable vitamins really seem to be working!”
“I remember when grandma used to live here.”
“oh fuuuddgge, only I didn’t say fudge…….”
“Nice house but yappy dog”
Since they’re on vacation let’s keep practicing till we get it right
“Something feels different today. Are you still friends with the dog that lives here?”
Bounced off the awning… ricocheted off the chimney…nothing but…DOH, roof!!!
Wow! I think I could be an NFL quarterback!!!
So, Rover, I suppose it wouldn’t be fair to ask you to fetch.
“Luckily they’re farsighted.”
Well, I see yesterday’s paper is still up there! You know they always say, “If at first you don’t succeed. . .”
Better, last time I broke a window.
WHAT WOULD DAVID LYNCH HAVE PUT HERE?
If it was a bone you’d go get it.
Someday someone will tear off the roof, add two floors, a garage, fence the rear yard, and you won’t recognize the place.
Oops. hit send by accident. Meant to add “and I won’t be able to reach the roof”.
“Good thing they’re farsighted.”
If I’m not willing to go a few steps closer, I gotta start taking those updrafts into account.
Huh. Can you give me a boost up there?
This looks like such a peaceful spot. Perhaps they don’t want to read today’s news anyway. Let’s go!
You win, I thought for sure I could throw it in the chimney!
i’ll tell them it was the wind… or maybe i should leave for hollywood
Maybe no news is good news.
“Well……..they do say that no news is good news.”
Ok Rover! Do not fetch when I throw the newspaper!
“’THEY MUST NOT BE HOME”
November 20, 2013
Bri-WNY 29 days ago
They never covered this one on Leave It To Beaver.
orioleboy726 29 days ago
“If I save a few steps and toss the paper up there, promise you won’t retrieve it.”
Ricky Bennett 29 days ago
“I’d joke about the paper on the roof but it’s probably over your head”…
seanfear 29 days ago
“that’s it … no more energy drinks….”
virusevil17 29 days ago
“…Maybe we can just tell them today’s news was UPLIFTING.”
mccollunsky 29 days ago
Good thing it’s a one story house.
Dillithamir 29 days ago
Quick – run home and get me Dad’s new fishing rod!
ThomasHornung 29 days ago
You should see what I can do with a football!
ThomasHornung 29 days ago
It’s o.k., the guy has really long arms.
kevin.w.coy 29 days ago
What do you think the odds are that he likes to sit on his roof when he reads the newspaper?
spmbwood Premium Member 29 days ago
Sometimes I wish I was a bird
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 29 days ago
My pitching arm strength is improving!
Jshirley51 Premium Member 29 days ago
It’s the beginning of tornado season!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 29 days ago
Rover! Take up for me! I’m pooped!
itsnow2001 29 days ago
Just a little bit outside.
sedler948 Premium Member 29 days ago
Wait. You said “Ruff!” not “Roof”!
CollettiMichael Premium Member 29 days ago
Fetch it boy! Fetch? I can’t even climb that high to catch a squirrel!
jloh1138 29 days ago
if only i could throw this well in baseball
Knightman Premium Member 29 days ago
Just a tad to high!!!
bobpickett1 29 days ago
I hope they have a ladder there goes our tip
bill.marfa 29 days ago
WHEN I WAS PITCHIN’, I DIDN’T KNOW THE ROOF WAS CATCHING!
jpsangregorio 29 days ago
“Now I have an excuse not to do my homework. My throwing arm needs way more work!”
docachon 29 days ago
I heard the Brady moved here. Wait and see if Marcia comes out.
vorisbrw 29 days ago
I knew I could be a big league pitcher!
Catfeet Premium Member 29 days ago
Oops…two throws out of three, maybe?
chargerman 29 days ago
I guess it’s better than hitting the window!
d165205 28 days ago
Ha! No tip huh?
flemmingo 28 days ago
My pitching arm is strong today!
robertdkrebs Premium Member 28 days ago
Rover, today is their lucky day! The sky is blue, they get two, let’s go!
28autumnbreeze 28 days ago
Watch out Big Leagues, here I come!
bigger Nate 28 days ago
It’s just as well there’s an article on his dwi arrest last week
flatdotfender 28 days ago
I told you eating spinach to be more like Popeye was a bad idea!
ccalvin1234 28 days ago
I wish I had brought my fishing pole.
BRBurns1960 28 days ago
At this point I don’t know why he puts his ladder away.
R_J 28 days ago
Given what it contains, it is probably for the best.
smccarty46 28 days ago
Yikes! It would have to be my principal’s house!
augjames 28 days ago
“Well…at least we both know why I was cut as team pitcher.”
drudge.beehive-02 28 days ago
“Hey! Do you think you can get one of your squirrel friends to get that for me?”
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 28 days ago
Three in a row. I’m on a streak!
thechuckfoster 28 days ago
Like they say, “No news is good news!”
lcrump341 28 days ago
Some days we just have to go a little further in life.
rjgauthier 28 days ago
This house was my first newspaper broken window oh the memories.
darcyandsimon 28 days ago
Dang, I was aiming for the left awning.
Michael Meskin Premium Member 28 days ago
Good thing it’s a windy day Rover!
nmiley44 28 days ago
Rover, maybe a little less “OOMPH!” and a little more “GRRRRR!” on the next one.
citadelnuz 28 days ago
Sure, it looks like a nice home… but they don’t have a dog…
MCHAPP38 Premium Member 28 days ago
I hope they have a ladder.
nazdarrell 28 days ago
It’s ok. He’s into falconry.
dartsr4us 28 days ago
Their new windows look so good, your idea to help them make the decision was great!
markapetrie Premium Member 28 days ago
“At least I didn’t break a window this time”
jimmythewoodworker 28 days ago
Maybe it’s the home of the Jolly Green Giant!!!
rkr4814 28 days ago
Dad always says I should aim high!
markgildersleeve 28 days ago
Um look how nice Mrs. Rogers keeps her yard I am sure she can climb up there easy.
tlcajc 28 days ago
Heavens! that was my baseball not newspaper throw!
comcast-net 28 days ago
You know, my arm wouldn’t get so tired if you would carry them up to the door for me.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 28 days ago
Would you ask your squirrel friend to do us a favor?
paulsch02 28 days ago
Shall we try 2 for 2?
dbrucepm 28 days ago
darn updrafts
inmangt Premium Member 28 days ago
Elevating my delivery to new heights
Norris66 28 days ago
“Get the Cat, It’ll Knock It Off.”
gilbertgary 28 days ago
“I don’t see a dog;Do you see a dog?”
trinkacoster 28 days ago
Again! I throw it you leave it. Ok?
allan979tx 28 days ago
Wow! With an arm like mine I should sign up with the Yankees.
JamieLee Premium Member 28 days ago
How high can you jump?
jcatechi 28 days ago
It’s probably bad news anyway.
gilbertgary 28 days ago
“FETCH!”
karamsey 28 days ago
Today’s comics weren’t that good anyway.
raymond deforest Premium Member 28 days ago
Quick Rover, to the shuttle craft!
fvelez1242 Premium Member 28 days ago
Do you think I should ‘Air Delivery’ to my Fees?
maopao 28 days ago
oopsy. . . Rover go fetch
fvelez1242 Premium Member 28 days ago
Do you think I should add ‘Air Delivery’ to my list of Fees?
Miz 28 days ago
Oh well, I delivered the paper. Let’s go!
Rayrayld Premium Member 28 days ago
Just set it right beside the pot Rover
aelfheld 28 days ago
How high can you jump?
christine.wright77339 28 days ago
Uh-oh…Quick! We better get out of here. Race you home!
trainnut1956 28 days ago
“Another day and our cartoonist is still out of ideas…”
papadan.is.saved 28 days ago
Wow! Throwing sticks for you has really strengthened my throwing arm!
olrichfletch 28 days ago
Rover. Fetch.
Brian Premium Member 28 days ago
Maybe next time they’ll remember to tip the paperboy.
rhefner 28 days ago
Red – “With two seconds to go to win the state championship! He shoots, and a miss!”Rover – “That’s ruff. Maybe next time.”
tsea333 28 days ago
“Can’t fetch this one boy.”
Zumtahk Premium Member 28 days ago
the wind took it
bmts1234 28 days ago
luv Red and Rover but not too crazy about this past week.
Big Garfield and Hobbes the Brave Before Swine 28 days ago
Hopefully I can be the team pitcher this year, my pitching is improving
SuperAndy Premium Member 28 days ago
“Thanks for letting us contribute this week, Brian. Pick SuperAndy to win some original art!”
catghoti 28 days ago
I don’t think you can fetch that one.
catghoti 28 days ago
Oh, that paper is from last January. No one wants to retrieve it.
rekruger54 28 days ago
Just so you know, this not a game of fetch.
rpatrick 28 days ago
I wonder where they moved?
lanainutahdesert 28 days ago
Can you fetch that for me?
Jon Premium Member 28 days ago
“There’s the pitch. And … It’s high and outside!
coloradorunner60 28 days ago
“OK, if anyone asks, Martin delivered the papers today.”
rpatrick 28 days ago
I wonder where they moved too?
cynthia.risner 28 days ago
You love to fetch! What’s the problem this time?
cynthia.risner 28 days ago
Imagine if I had folded it into an airplane!
markkahler52 28 days ago
“The door would’ve made a better target…”
cynthia.risner 28 days ago
Maybe Santa can get it Christmas Eve!
cynthia.risner 28 days ago
They won’t give you a milky bone or me a tip!
cclouse2000 28 days ago
It’s your turn, Rover.
mymontana 28 days ago
And how is that newspaper coming off the roof?
g04922 28 days ago
Two milky bones if you can get that paper off Mr. Grumble’s roof.
jimmyt5775 28 days ago
“You’re right. Shouldn’t a had that darn ‘Up on the Roof’ song stuck in my head this morning.”
Spider-UK 28 days ago
Well, maybe they have a ladder. It’ll be good exercise. So I’m doing them a favor!
American Beagle Premium Member 28 days ago
Ermine Notyours 28 days ago
Newspaper circulation is higher than ever.
ComicBoy 28 days ago
Concentrate, Rover. Use the Force to get the paper down.
tacrisp1 28 days ago
I really need to practice my throw!!
gregbohning Premium Member 28 days ago
Noice (in an Australia accent)
jason.harthoorn 28 days ago
Should I throw a third?
hiosylvr 28 days ago
Together, WE can do this!!
jswinner Premium Member 28 days ago
Qb 1
cclouse2000 28 days ago
I guess the Force was with me today.
HOTLOTUS1 28 days ago
Missed it by that much!
andytisinger 28 days ago
“23 years and I’m still missing!
gstr8no1fan Premium Member 28 days ago
This is getting really old. Get back to making comics
jbigman 28 days ago
At least I avoided the windows this time…
KC135E/R BOOMER 28 days ago
“I think a Screwball pitch will put it right in the potted plant. Then again…”
Anyone else remember the old “Screwball” pitch that Goose Gossage was famous for?
matnmchileaddict 28 days ago
Well, at least I missed the window this time!
dommco 28 days ago
If you keep bringing them back, I’ll never finish my route.
kg7555 28 days ago
Remember Rover, beware it’s Hot Lava!
mgw1424 28 days ago
Boring contest. Just create a comic strip… stop wasting our time Brian.
edobkin 28 days ago
Boy, I guess it’s better than breaking a window!
jmschreib 28 days ago
“Ok, THIS time I will get it to drop down the chimney!”
Drbarb71 Premium Member 28 days ago
My dad said some really old folks live there. I think they don’t feel good. Hey Rover, let’s ask Mom if we can bring them some cookies!
cellodude1990 28 days ago
“Think I’m made for the NFL?”
roy.h.ashley 28 days ago
Go get me a rock.
dawnsterner59 28 days ago
If you were a Retriever, we’d be in great shape!
swanridge 28 days ago
“It was all bad news anyway”
stevelaumann 28 days ago
Think he’ll believe I was trying for the back porch?
miztrniceguy 28 days ago
I miss the old lady who lived here. She always had a milky bone for you!
[Unnamed Reader - a1da45] 28 days ago
A house without a dog is not a home!
Noleboy1 28 days ago
My career as a centerfielder just took a hit…
lisaleeanderson 28 days ago
Rover, go fetch the paper!
rjthomas226 28 days ago
Nope, we won’t admit this happened!
ChrisInPS 28 days ago
On the bright side- my throwing arm’s improved!
Stephen Gilberg 28 days ago
“Next time I’ll throw it all the way over the house.”
gmendel72 Premium Member 28 days ago
Would it be asking too much if I told you to fetch?
sruettgers 28 days ago
“Just how much retriever do ya got in you?”
sruettgers 28 days ago
“Fetch!?!”
The Duke 28 days ago
Some times I don’t know my own strength!
rcker1971 28 days ago
It’s OK. The news was pretty bad today.
Pesky bannan-ah 28 days ago
“I’m guessing you don’t wanna fetch that one, eh?
mark spieller Premium Member 28 days ago
“They must be out of town. Yesterday’s paper is still on the roof.”
bwswolf 28 days ago
Red to Rover ……….. We’ve got a problem ………………… Rover to Red …………… No ……….. You’ve got a problem …………. ;)
J&B 28 days ago
At least they don’t have skylights!
mark.sevold 28 days ago
Which way is the wind blowing?
Artman 28 days ago
Maybe now he’ll clean out his gutters and in the end I’m doing him a favor
TheLaughMaker 28 days ago
“Okay, Rover, I’ll toss it again. But this time don’t bring it back!”
cemguy 28 days ago
I don’t know if I can teach the porch .. you may hay to help
oakie817 28 days ago
that roof is just too low
mnoons2144 28 days ago
When will you be going back to having the comic completed? I miss the way it used to be when you finished it.
cfhough13 28 days ago
I’m missing your strip. Sorry you’re having writer’s block.
mfliess 28 days ago
Bye-bye year-end tip.
jmrbaugh 28 days ago
“Race you to the door!”
jmccall1 28 days ago
I wonder if I’ll get a tip for not getting it in the bushes?
eeeriksen 28 days ago
Remember, Rover, this is NOT a game of fetch.
pony21 Premium Member 28 days ago
Mr. Crabapple said if I missed the porch one more time, he’d raise the roof. Maybe he can lower it instead?
Cdburkhard 28 days ago
And this is the house where I broke my first window throwing a newspaper.
sruettgers 28 days ago
Be careful, boy.
sruettgers 28 days ago
“Wanna boost?”
Judy B. 28 days ago
Um…it clashes a tad with the awnings.
AlligatorLizards 28 days ago
Well, I can’t get in too much trouble, or else I’ll expose the newspaper’s secret about hiring child labor.
fox_gary 28 days ago
Ahh, Rover. How are we going to get the newspaper off the roof? Do you have a ladder handy?
Ib12us 28 days ago
Tough Ruff Red
slammy5150 28 days ago
No, you fetch!!
bandpeeper 28 days ago
A house without a dog is like a newspaper without comics.
Southerntrail58 28 days ago
I should never sing “Up on the roof” while I’m delivering papers
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 28 days ago
“That’s the last time I take you up on a dare Rover. I just don’t know my own strength.”
jugglingducks 28 days ago
“If the house had wheels, I wouldn`t have to throw the paper”
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 28 days ago
""They shall mount up with wings as eagles" Sounds good right about now."
I Go Pogo 28 days ago
It looked so much farther away
r2rivers 28 days ago
“Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon; windage and elevation,”
[Unnamed Reader - c94290] 28 days ago
Who’s turn is it to tell them the bad news?
stevemin Premium Member 28 days ago
Grandpa doesn’t live here anymore. : (
dj.byrne Premium Member 28 days ago
House-ton, we have a problem.
clownjuggler 28 days ago
I only want to deliver good news.
sosamarcus 28 days ago
“Well, just to be fair, I got the last one. Now It’s your turn to get it this time.”
john.stuff21 Premium Member 28 days ago
First one to grab it gets a milky bone!
awhatnot Premium Member 28 days ago
Oh $#*%
rockyridge1977 28 days ago
Would you go tell them……….please!
Lady Kayote 28 days ago
I guess I am getting bigger and stronger.
gbmorgan 28 days ago
I know, but close only counts in horseshoes and you chasing your tail!
chinaclipper1 28 days ago
I THOUGHT the wind was blowing a little too hard!
Boise Ed Premium Member 28 days ago
“I’ll betcha I can hit that middle window on the door.”
billreinhard11 28 days ago
It’s okay Rover. They never tip me anyway!
Andrew Bosch Premium Member 28 days ago
Fetch!
weshclark 28 days ago
Maybe a really tall person lives there
pony21 Premium Member 28 days ago
If this week has taught us anything, it is that coming up with ideas for comics is a lot harder than it looks. Big thanks to Brian for creating magic with these beloved characters every single day – and amazing artwork too!
ellisaana Premium Member 28 days ago
If they come out and slam the door, it will roll right into their arms.
trueagape 28 days ago
Darn, Brian will never forgive me…todays was his best cartoon creation ever!!!
leavengood 28 days ago
Sixty years from now, this will still be the best day of the best job I ever had!
leavengood 28 days ago
Um, Rover, do any squirrels owe you any favors?
stevek Premium Member 28 days ago
C’est La Vie
w2lj 28 days ago
" I guess I’m never gonna make it to the Big Leagues!"
shagsoprano 28 days ago
“With a little bit of ‘English,’ I can land a newspaper on that stoop from here.”
pconway 28 days ago
And it’s a high fly ball over the center field fence!
douglas.michaels 28 days ago
So maybe fetch will be a little too much to ask of you, Rover?
bskis 28 days ago
“Oh well.. Sometimes the news is over our heads”
Irishjet 28 days ago
I think I will try out for Pitcher on the Baseball Team, Rover!
wsgullyrat Premium Member 28 days ago
I think three skips should do it.
wsgullyrat Premium Member 28 days ago
I think three skips should do it
ladica 28 days ago
I say roof, you say woof, let’s just call the whole thing off…
bskis 28 days ago
“I guess I might as well clean the leaves out of their gutters while I’m up there”
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 28 days ago
Are you certain I never taught you how to play fetch?
dviking Premium Member 28 days ago
Right on in azimuth but elevation needs work.
brick10 28 days ago
They didn’t get yesterday’s paper yet. Better get this one on the front step.
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 28 days ago
Santa may appreciate it, eventually.
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 28 days ago
Yes, I know that’s not what they mean by ‘No news is good news’.
Mbwesq2000 28 days ago
Guess you can’t fetch that one! It’s doggone!
Mbwesq2000 28 days ago
Guess you can’t fetch that one. It’s doggone! Doggone it!
wallymeyer1017 28 days ago
“I don’t suppose you can fetch that?”
Chris Sherlock 28 days ago
Wow! I’ve never done that before!
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
Red’s pitch for home newspaper delivery went right over their heads.
rrvreynolds 28 days ago
He gives me a bigger tip if I get it in the chimney.
kentrodebaugh 28 days ago
Just try to match that, Patrick Mahomes.
jecreighton 28 days ago
Should I go for a pitcher or outfielder position at baseball tryouts?
tadamo0512 28 days ago
“Rooftop reading is a thing? That’s news to me!”
Noel Schatz Premium Member 28 days ago
They say “No news is good news.” This may be the next best thing.
Kidon Ha-Shomer 28 days ago
Oh, no, this is the Little League coach’s house, I’ll be playing left field for sure this year.
eightballsinker 28 days ago
With a little momentum i should be able to Nylander that into the chimney by next week!
ROBERT Premium Member 28 days ago
The One time I try being an over achiever.
MissyTiger 28 days ago
“Do you think Santa takes early requests?”
jerkybill 28 days ago
See what happens when I eat my Wheaties.
JoHo Premium Member 28 days ago
Missed it by that much….
Boomer with a view 28 days ago
No, you have to jump onto the roof, not into the rough.
andrearoettger 28 days ago
Fetch!
collosse 28 days ago
could you maybe fetch it?
Kobato 28 days ago
“Well, at least it didn’t go through the window that time.”
jbrcolympia 28 days ago
Today’s weather forecast includes high winds right Rover?
rkabq 28 days ago
Talk about slanted news…
Mknuppel Premium Member 28 days ago
Today I’ll get it into the chimney for sure!
maopao 27 days ago
I guess I don’t know my own strength, Rover.
vealeorchicken 27 days ago
Maybe Baseball is in my future with aim like this!
coloradorunner60 27 days ago
“Those new Barry Bonds chewable vitamins really seem to be working!”
ajdmarotta 27 days ago
“I remember when grandma used to live here.”
colelabs 27 days ago
“oh fuuuddgge, only I didn’t say fudge…….”
rfin89 Premium Member 27 days ago
“Nice house but yappy dog”
irishrosern 27 days ago
Since they’re on vacation let’s keep practicing till we get it right
rfin89 Premium Member 27 days ago
“Something feels different today. Are you still friends with the dog that lives here?”
possabilities14 27 days ago
Bounced off the awning… ricocheted off the chimney…nothing but…DOH, roof!!!
castaline 27 days ago
Wow! I think I could be an NFL quarterback!!!
douglas.michaels 27 days ago
So, Rover, I suppose it wouldn’t be fair to ask you to fetch.
lnewall417 27 days ago
“Luckily they’re farsighted.”
karenag8892 27 days ago
Well, I see yesterday’s paper is still up there! You know they always say, “If at first you don’t succeed. . .”
leavelljeff 27 days ago
Better, last time I broke a window.
docsuds 27 days ago
WHAT WOULD DAVID LYNCH HAVE PUT HERE?
hahabiteme 27 days ago
If it was a bone you’d go get it.
lanciad50 27 days ago
Someday someone will tear off the roof, add two floors, a garage, fence the rear yard, and you won’t recognize the place.
lanciad50 27 days ago
Oops. hit send by accident. Meant to add “and I won’t be able to reach the roof”.
lnewall417 27 days ago
“Good thing they’re farsighted.”
Autoacct628 26 days ago
If I’m not willing to go a few steps closer, I gotta start taking those updrafts into account.
FrankRHarr 26 days ago
Huh. Can you give me a boost up there?
bettycraig2625 26 days ago
This looks like such a peaceful spot. Perhaps they don’t want to read today’s news anyway. Let’s go!
tegastb 26 days ago
You win, I thought for sure I could throw it in the chimney!
jenihouser28 Premium Member 26 days ago
i’ll tell them it was the wind… or maybe i should leave for hollywood
RPopelar 26 days ago
Maybe no news is good news.
TracyFan 65 25 days ago
“Well……..they do say that no news is good news.”
[Unnamed Reader - d278a6] 24 days ago
Ok Rover! Do not fetch when I throw the newspaper!
APGQASAS 23 days ago
“’THEY MUST NOT BE HOME”