Become a Republican senator?
Instinct will help with your head in the ground….pick reality or ignore reality…your choice
Hire Hulk Hogan. Ask for the pile driver special.
Ostriches don’t do that! This untrue “Fact” has gone on long enough, let’s squash it! Here’s the truth:
MYTH: Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when they’re scared or threatened. … WHY IT’S NOT TRUE: Ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand—they wouldn’t be able to breathe! But they do dig holes in the dirt to use as nests for their eggs. Several times a day, a bird puts her head in the hole and turns the eggs.
Ok, next we can have lemmings and a cliff
According to the internet, the quickest way is to defend the indefensible actions of the president of the United States.
Wulff & Morgenthaler