The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.
Grandma Lea 8 months ago
I thought junior VP started as overpaid potatoes?
allen@home 8 months ago
Dana maybe in the next meeting you can make it to fifteen minutes.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago
Yes, but – - – - could anyone tell the difference?
poppacapsmokeblower 8 months ago
The perfect crime: turn the victim into a potato, make French fries of the potato, and serve the fries to people.
There’s an old story about an abused wife who clubbed her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, put the lamb in the oven, went shopping, returned home, found her dead husband, called police who searched the home for the club that killed her husband, didn’t find it, and as they were getting ready to leave the oven dinged signaling the roast was done. So the newly widowed woman invited the officers to share the lamb she’d prepared for her husband.
ladykat 8 months ago
Good for you, Dana!
goboboyd 8 months ago
There was already too many unhealthy carbs in the room. From the muffins, but go with what you were first thinking.
MartinPerry1 8 months ago
The data seems to show this. Get rid of management and productivity will soar.
stillfickled Premium Member 8 months ago
I need to increase my patience.