Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 31, 2015
Wallace: You exaggerated this. Spud: Wallace, it's a snake in the boys' bathroom! Amelia: There's a snake in the boy's bathroom?! Spud: God? Amelia: Yes, this is totally God? Wallace: It's Amelia from the girls' bathroom. Amelia: Thou shall dunk thy head in toilet!!