Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 06, 2015
So there was the time Jimmy McDermont discovered chocolate milk during lunch. He liked it so much, he must've drank, like, a hundred cartons. And on the bus ride home, we hit a bump and he erupted like Mt. Vesuvias!! Mr. McClellan: that bus right there, bus six? Wallace: It was fun to watch, but the repercussions were severe.