Donald Trump walks away after wrecking the Republican National Convention. Republican: Wait! You're declaring bankruptcy and walking away? Donald Trump: It's what I do.
Exactly. I posted this some while back, and I’m sticking with it!I swear that tRump has been playing his Chumps like a fiddle. But there’s no way that guy would actually want the bother and commitment that comes with being POTUS. What’s more, he’d be expected to take up temporary residence in the White House. That’d be slumming in a FEMA trailer by The Donald’s standards. Worse still, he’d be expected to put all of his holdings and investments in a blind trust. Think that will ever happen?Instead, he’s a billionaire out to play, and until lately, perhaps, he’s been having a ball at it. Ultimately, though, he’s aiming to elect his old pal Hillary. He can’t possibly want to accomplish that by being a yuuugge loser himself however, so here’s what I bet will happen. At just the right moment, perhaps just after he’s been nominated at the Republican convention with all of the inevitable letting of blood, tRump’s “acceptance” speech will simply be “Ha! Ha! I’m a winner and you’re all a sorry bunch of losers! You’ve been punked! I’m outta here!” Then he’d jump in his helicopter and watch the convention and the Republican Party go up in flames in the rear view mirror. Better still, it would be a long time indeed before his idiot supporters trusted another demagogue. And even though he’d have to fortify his properties, The Donald would surely go down in history, his reputation, such as it is, spectacularly restored.That’s my dream, anyway. I just hope he doesn’t blow it too soon. Oh, what fun! Republicans delenda est!!
April 12, 2017