Tom Toles for December 04, 2002
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: If you give up your illegal substances now, I may forgive you. If you continue to deny you have any, I will search your room. And when I find them, I'll give you a spanking you'll never forget. And if I don't find them, I will spank you even harder for not cooperating. man: Spanking will only teach me that those who love you hurt you. Uncle Sam: I don't love you. man: That's why I'm hiding my stash.