Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2016
"ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE" George: I mismanaged my bank and its going bankrupt. Im going to end it all... Clarence: George! wait! Im your guardian angel! Im going to show you what things would be like if you'd never been born and so hadn't voted against Donald Trump George: B-but... Trump was elected president, so this is your charming little town now. ( get out, ya filthy Mexican!) George: Bert! Bert: Not now! Im Making America Great Again ya cuck! Bum: Can ya spare some cash? I got no job, no health insurance. Clarence: Don't you see George? America needed you to stop Trump! George: But Thats what Ive been trying to tell you, ya nut! I did both for Trump! He's the president , and this is what my town is like! Now I have to get home you libtard! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Muslim registration office! Wife: George! Corporate taxes are zero! There are no banking regulations to protect the public, and no minimum wage! Banker: The bank is bailed out again! You're literally the richest man in town...literally! Wife: To Hell with everyone else! (why its wonderful) Girl: Teacher says overtime a bell rings, a snowflake angel gets beat up by an alt right patriot! Ha-ha! Merry Christmas and screw Happy Holidays!
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