Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 19, 2009
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling You've seen the cozy relationship between GLENN BECK'S paid endorsement of GOLDLINE International and his unbiased news opinions... COMING TO FOX NEWS: GLENN BECK'S NEW FAIR AND BALANCED SHOW... JOURNALISM SALE-A-PALOOZA Glenn Beck: I'm not saying we're heading down the road to an apocalyptic nightmare where gold and children are the only usable currencies. But, gee...doesn't it make sense to prepare for that? FOX NEWS Glenn Beck: I'm not advocating storming the White House with pitchforks and torches...but maybe you as an American feel you must! More after this. FOX NEWS Glenn Beck: You know, folks, I use Thompson & Co.'s high quality, steel-reinforced pitchforks! Thompson & Co. Washington DC's reign of terror is almost over. Stick a fork in it! Glenn Beck: They're coming for you! And they're coming for your loved ones! What are you going to do about it? And now a word from our sponsor. FOX NEWS Glenn Beck: Care enough to buy the best! Protect your perimeter with McGill's premium barbed wire! McGill Because pretty soon, it will all come down to the wire! Glenn Beck: They know what you're thinking! And they're the ones who put the voices in your head. The bad, bad voices! We'll be right back. FOX NEWS Glenn Beck: To protect your mind, trust only Resson's tin foil hats! Resson's Protecting your brain from imperial micro-gamma rays since 15423. Down, boy, down!
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