Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 17, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Disney's Inferno Lost in the wilderness, I come upon the gates of some hellish underworld. Overseen by giant creatures, an endless column of lost souls await their retribution. For what sins are these long-demised politicians doomed to stiffly repeat platitudes unto eternity? Deformed beasts taunt and toss hapless souls in a macabre ring of horrible torment. A carriage careens about a celestial chamber reducing the damned to shrieks and tears. Lo, what circle of Hell is this: a murky river lined with cherubs interminably chirping of a diminished Earth. At last, I escape, having paid far to much for my commemorative pin set and my niece's Tinkerbell costume.