TOBY by Corey Pandolph for June 12, 2019
Girl: Excuse me... Girl: Do you have the time? Toby: Mighty Lucifer always has the time for new, potentially jaded souls in his army of the forever crispy-charred! Toby: Your first task in proving your evil loyalty is to procure me a time keeping device! Toby: As I am late for many malevolent appointments!