TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 17, 2019
Toby: Common citizen cohabitant! Mighty Lucifer is home! Morris: Oh my God, someone told you what a pimp is. Toby: Negative! The only new information in my databanks is that of my new-found wolrdwide celebrity status! Morris: I'd rather have the prostitutes and drug busts, honestly. Toby: I require a meal with ingredients impossible to procure, but essential to my shallow existence!