TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 19, 2019
Toby: Welcome to one more calendar grid closer to your demise, Morris Gumboot! Morris: Morning, Toby. Morris: You seem mighty chipper today, Dare I ask what's on the malevolent docket? Morris: ... Another day of feigned terror on a underwhelmed populace? Toby: I will be confined to our cramped domicile for the duration of daylight hours. Toby: Keeping clear of the bathing and evacuation center will be a benefit to your health.