TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 12, 2019
Toby: Feline designate X! Your time on this blue orb is short! Toby: Consider how fortunate your current life situation is! Toby: I find your mundane approach to this revelation annoying! Toby: Our fleine pet has lost the ability to thank my efforts to prolong his existence. Morris: Congrats... You're a successful parent.